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- ISBN: 9781792374692 | 1792374690
- Cover: Paperback
- Copyright: 11/12/2022
"Who celebrates being first runner-up?" you might ask. I did. So much so that I even ended the book with a rap song about it—Southern, beauty queen rap, that is.
Runner-up Rap
I'm not Miss America
But I'm still pumped
'Cause I love being
The first runner-up
It's a lifetime job
Being Miss America
But we runners-up
Can hang up our tiaras
And no one remembers
Who came in second
So I don't have to fret
When the media beckons
Former Miss Americas
Gotta look swell
But first runners-up
Can just be ourselves
Runner-up Rap
I'm not Miss America
But I'm still pumped
'Cause I love being
The first runner-up
It's a lifetime job
Being Miss America
But we runners-up
Can hang up our tiaras
And no one remembers
Who came in second
So I don't have to fret
When the media beckons
Former Miss Americas
Gotta look swell
But first runners-up
Can just be ourselves