Near Miss America

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Near Miss America by Cox, Lavinia; Elgison, Howard, 9781792374692
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  • ISBN: 9781792374692 | 1792374690
  • Cover: Paperback
  • Copyright: 11/12/2022

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"Who celebrates being first runner-up?" you might ask. I did. So much so that I even ended the book with a rap song about it—Southern, beauty queen rap, that is.

Runner-up Rap
I'm not Miss America
But I'm still pumped
'Cause I love being
The first runner-up

It's a lifetime job
Being Miss America
But we runners-up
Can hang up our tiaras

And no one remembers
Who came in second
So I don't have to fret
When the media beckons

Former Miss Americas
Gotta look swell
But first runners-up
Can just be ourselves
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