Tooey's Crossroads : Outrageous Tales and Bold-Face Lies

Pug Greenwood's stories generally contain a dainty sliver of truth served in a dark thick malarkey marmalade, and best chased with a generous sip of whiskey. Then shortly thereafter you find yourself in search of a second helping." -- Effrim Dickels, K-Country Radio News Anchor, The Voice of Finton County "You don't tell stories like these outside of the county. That boy is in deep trouble with everybody around here!" -- Harley Poteet, Sheriff of Finton County "Pug Greenwood has absolutely no shame! He is a blight to the family name and to all of civilized religious Finton County!! He should be run out of the state." -- Dorothy Greenwood, the Salvation Sisterhood "It's all lies, except for the story about that stupid Raccoon." -- Tater Millpond