These Jokes Will Annoy Everyone You Know at Christmas

Bother all your friends, brothers, sisters, parents, teachers, pets and anyone else you can find with these terrible, awful, very-very-very bad Christmas jokes. · What is Santa’ s favourite musical instrument? The sleigh bell. · What kind of money do elves use? Jingle bills. · How does Darth Vader enjoy his turkey for Christmas? On the dark side. · What is Father Christmas's dog’ s name? Santa Paws. Including fun (possibly untrue) Christmas facts, a Q&A with Santa himself and riddles to make even the grumpiest grinch laugh, this book is a must-have in your Christmas stocking.

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